In this episode, Lucy tells Karen all about the fairy coffins of Arthur’s seat and discusses whether they are witchy rituals or evidence of murderers' guilt? Buckle your seat belt for this long ride everyone as in addition to the weird-ass coffin story we also get a wee listen to Karen's son Max's sweet Scottish accent and delve into the main (and paramount) discussion of the day: pants or trousers?!!!
Photo taken at the National Museum of Scotland.
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Join Lucy and Karen as they run down a huge list of magical plants, flowers and trees from Scotland's gorgeous, enchanted landscape! From warding off evil spirits to curing madness, you'll be shocked and all the magic there is to be found in otherwise seemingly ordinary plants and trees!
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This episode goes into detail about the Scottish Fairies and their very well-organized Seelie and Unseelie faerie courts! This week Lucy and Karen discuss why one is only slightly the lesser of two VERY big evils and why they are just like the mean girls but of the faerie realm!! If there's one thing you need to take away from this episode it's this: Don’t fuck with the faeries... SERIOUSLY!
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Episode 12 of the 1 Scot 1 Not Podcast is all about the Ballad of Tam Lin. Whether you listen to the song version of new (or old) or read the myriad of funny, serious, or old English versions, or read the comic book variation, watch the movie or play the video game (yeah you heard me!!!) one thing is for certain, Tam Lin has been around for a LONG time and isn't going ANYWHERE! So sit back, relax and be prepared to meet quite a cast of characters!!
In case you'd like to hang out with us in our living rooms while we have our chat!
Scroll down to have a listen to some amazing song renditions!!!
Many variations (over 50 and counting!)
This one is my fave (Karen).
Except it seems to end before they get to the Fairy Queen part (lyrics below)? But the singers voice is just beautiful! Love it!
Janet sits in her lonely room Sewing a silken seam And looking out on Carterhaugh Among the roses green And Janet sits in her lonely bower Sewing a silken thread And longed to be in Carterhaugh Among the roses red She’s let the seam fall at her heel The needle to her toe And she has gone to Carterhaugh As fast as she can go She hadn’t pulled a rose, a rose A rose, but only one When then appeared him, young Tamlin Says, “Lady, let alone” “What makes you pull the rose, the rose? What makes you break the tree? What makes you come to Carterhaugh Without the leave of me?” “But Carterhaugh is not your own Roses there are many I’ll come and go all as I please And not ask leave of any” And he has took her by the hand Took her by the sleeve And he has laid this lady down Among the roses green And he has took her by the arm Took her by the hem And he has laid this lady down Among the roses red There’s four and twenty ladies fair Sewing at the silk And Janet goes among them all Her face as pale as milk And four and twenty gentlemen Playing at the chess And Janet goes among them all As green as any glass Then up and spoke her father He’s spoken meek and mild “Oh, alas, my daughter I fear you go with child” “And is it to a man of might Or to a man of means Or who among my gentlemen Shall give the babe his name?” “Oh, father, if I go with child This much to you I’ll tell There’s none among your gentlemen That I would treat so well” “And, father, if I go with child I must bear the blame There’s none among your gentlemen Shall give the babe his name” She’s let the seam fall at her hell The needle to her toe And she has gone to Carterhaugh As fast as she could go And she is down among the weeds Down among the thorn When then appeared Tamlin again Says, “Lady, pull no more” “What makes you pull the poison rose? What makes you break the tree? What makes you harm the little babe That I have got with thee?” “Oh I will pull the rose, Tamlin I will break the tree But I’ll not bear the little babe That you have got with me” “If he were to a gentleman And not a wild shade I’d rock him all the winter’s night And all the summer’s day” “Then take me back into your arms If you my love would win And hold me tight and fear me not I’ll be a gentleman” “But first I’ll change all in your arms Into a wild wolf But hold me tight and fear me not I am your own true love” “And then I’ll change all in your arms Into a wild bear But hold me tight and fear me not I am your husband dear” “And then I’ll change all in your arms Into a lion bold But hold me tight and fear me not And you will love your child” At first he changed all in her arms Into a wild wolf She held him tight and feared him not He was her own true love And then he changed all in her arms Into a wild bear She held him tight and feared him not He was her husband dear And then he changed all in her arms Into a lion bold She held him tight and feared him not The father of her child And then he changed all in her arms Into a naked man She’s wrapped him in her coat so warm And she has brought him home
If you pay close attention you can see how different the lyrics are!
Here's another rendition with the lyrics below.
I forbid ye maidens all who let fly your lovely hair to go down to Carterhaugh for young Tam Lin is there x2 Janet tied her kirtle green above her knee and not below and she's gone to Carterhaugh as fast as she can go Janet tied her kirtle green above her knee and not below and she's off to Carterhaugh as fast as she can go She's come to the roses growing wild she's pulled a single one when a wild young man appears and cries 'O, lady, let alone! 'How dare you pull my roses out, How dare you break my tree How dare you run in these green woods Without asking leave of me? ' Says Janet fair 'this wood's my own My father gave it me And I can pluck myself a rose Without asking leave of thee. ' Bold as brass, he takes her hand and color rises to her skin She looks the young man in the eye and knows him now for young Tam Lin. refrain Janet holds her petticoats well above her dirty knee and she's away to her father's hall just as fast as she can hie. All the ladies of the court at their play turn red as rose except for Janet, fainting fast, green as growing grass she goes Out then speaks her father dear, doting, caring, meek and mild. 'Janet, darling daughter mine, I fear you go with child. 'Father, if I be with child, be sure myself shall bear the blame. There's not a knight within your hall shall get the baby's name. Father, if I be with child, 'twill prove a wondrous birth for well I swear it's not the get of any mortal man on earth.' refrain Janet's tied her kirtle green When near nine months are gone And she's away to Carterhaugh, To speak with young Tam Lin. But young Tam Lin will not be found and Janet's in despair to the forest floor she falls and swift her lover catches her Janet asks 'Tam Lin, my love, why is it in these woods you hide?' 'The queen of faeries stole me hence, alas, when I was but a child. 'My lordly sire was a skillful man and hunting he loved well but I was prey for the faerie Queen when from my horse I fell. 'Ever since, in yon green hill, with the Queen I'm bound to dwell I'd never tire of living there for Faerie does me well 'But at the end of seven years, the queen doth pay a tithe to hell I am so fair and full of flesh, I fear 'twill be myself.' refrain Tonight's the night of Halloween, and the fairy court will ride; And she that would her true love win at Miles Cross must bide. 'But how shall I thee ken, Tam-lin? Or how shall I thee know? Amang a troupe of faerie knights, The like I never saw?' 'First let pass the horses black then let pass the brown Run ye to the milk white steed and pull that rider down. 'They will change me in your arms into a deadly adder but hold me fast and fear me not I am the baby's father They will change me in your arms into a bear or lion bold but hold me fast and fear me not I am the father of your child 'At last they'll change me in your arms into a naked knight. Then cast your mantle over me and keep me out of sight. refrain Gloomy, gloomy, was the night, And eerie was the way, As Janet in her mantle green To Miles Cross did hie. The heavens dressed in baleful black and all was silent as the grave, But Janet waited in the dark Her own true love to save Betwixt the hour of twelve and one, the north wind blew and tore and rent she heard the elfin bridles ring upon the wind where e'er it went Janet stood, with mind unmoved, The gloomy heath upon, And louder, louder rang the bells, As the fairy court came riding on. And first rode by the night black steeds and then went by the brown; then up she ran to the charger pale and pulled her lover down. They changed him in her arms to all the beasts and flames and hateful things, but she did all that her lover bade and young Tam Lin she won. Up then spoke the Faery Queen An angry queen was she. 'Woe betide the wretch who's ta'en the best knight of Our company. 'Had I but known, Tam-Lin, she said What defeat this night I'd see I'd've stolen both thine eyes and changed thee fast into a tree Had I but known, Tam-lin, she said before we left this night to roam, I'd've et thy heart of flesh and left thee with a heart of stone!' refrain x2 Janet tied her kirtle green above her knee and not below and she's off to Carterhaugh as fast as love can go.
Episode 11 this week discusses the Loch Ness monster! The question is...is she a time-traveling dinosaur? A dragon with fire-eyes?? A kelpie? Or just some boring piece of floating wood?! This week lucy delves deep into the origins and tales of Nessie, from ancient Pictish carvings to elaborate and sometimes hilarious hoaxes and everything in between! One thing is certain - if you thought you knew all the Nessie stories, think again!
Here's my own siting of Nessie, back in 2017.
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Today's episode relays the epic story of the MAGICAL Fairy Flag of Clan MacLeod! The stories of both how it came to hold such power and how it landed in the hands of the Clan are both powerful and romantic and ones you won't want to miss!! Do you know the COOLEST part of all?! You'll just have to listen to find out!! If you love fairies especially, this one is for YOU!
And for those who prefer to watch while they listen! (And keep scrolling down to listen to the amazing fairy lullaby!).
And, as promised the beautiful fairy lullaby!!!
We are THRILLED to welcome a very special Guest to the podcast today!!! Her name is Ginger and she has been "blessed" from a young age to be able to detect energies around her. And from humans to not-so-humans, detect things she does indeed!!! Pour yourself perhaps MORE than a wee dram for this episode (like, a regular or a large dram would be good) because this is 2 hours of ghost telling stories you are NOT going to want to miss!!!
Check out these eerie photos from Ginger!
These were taken from her trip to Hawaii. Looks like a fairy to us!!!
In this photo you can see the orbs she is talking about, where the tour guide made everyone leave the area immediately!
In the Podcast episode, Ginger also references being able to see a figure between two trees as the guide was ushering everyone back to the bus.
For those who'd like to laugh along with us "in person", check out the video version of the Episode! (Usually the video version is unedited but adding in the background music was so much work (and I think sounded much better!) so I am giving you that version here too!
This week on Episode 8 of the 1 Scot 1 Not podcast we discuss the infamous witch of Aldearn, aka Isobel Gowdie, aka the QUEEN OF THE WITCHES! We take a quick look at the history of the witch trials in Scotland before diving into some of the wild and crazy shenanigans that Isobel confessed to during her interrogation (including somewhat raunchy dealings with the devil himself and her forays into Elfland!!! OH MY!) Among many other shocking things, Lucy divulges some favourite witch curses against men! Want to learn more? Listen to find out!
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Thanks to Hollywood movies, creepy written fiction novels and DC Comics, everyone has heard of the infamous Banshee by now! The word conjures up images of an evil old woman, flying through the air, screeching her lungs out with blood-red eyes and a ghastly expression on her skeletal face!
Well in today's podcast episode Karen will be breaking down the differences between the classic Irish banshee and her Scottish, lesser-known but no less interesting cousins: the Bean Nighe and the Caoineag (or Caointeach).
Pour yourself a dram of whisky and getting ready to bust a gut because we are covering a HUGE range of Scottish topics today from spooky death omens to some of the most random and hilarious fae creature details you've ever heard!!
We also cover historical events like the Glencoe Massacre and the Battle of Culloden and oh-so-much more!! You never know JUST what you'll learn about by listening but we sure hope you have fun with us!
Here's the podcast (and you can subscribe wherever you download your favorite podcasts!).
This episode is particularly amusing!!! If you'd like to feel like you're in the room with us as we chat and record, we suggest watching the unedited YouTube version! ENJOY!
Today's 6th Episode of the 1Scot1Not podcast discusses Changelings. What is a Changeling? It is a fairy that has been switched with a living human who has been stolen by the fairies!! Aaaaaah!!! It turns out there were many reasons the fairies wanted to abduct a perfectly healthy human baby or young mother and replace it with one of their own and you'll be so surprised when you find out why! In this episode, Lucy explains the horrifying, heartbreaking and sometimes even hilarious meanings behind both the fairy AND human side of so many infamous Changeling stories...
For those who'd rather watch than listen (or listen while they watch) here's the unedited YouTube edition!
Lucy Brydon & Karen Campbell
Talking all things Scotland!